They're not going to have sex with you unless it will promote their burgeoning TV-slut career.

"Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee" has got to feature some of the stranger recipes I've ever heard of on a cable cooking show.

Oh man, that would have been a perfect entry in last week's Q&A regarding actors who take us out of the movie experience. And so early on to… she's just a distracting person to see in a movie like that.

I wish she were still kicking around today, telling me how terrible all the things I love are. Thanks for correcting my cultural appraisals, Pauline Kael.

TOO earnest, to a degree. I used to love that movie, but a couple of months ago I watched it again, and I found my self cringing from all the unearned emotion. There's still a lot to love about "Pump Up the Volume," but it nearly buries under its own angst.

You're going to need copious on-the-job, in-office drinking and smoking. A a pair of really great boobs…

I volunteer to write
the procedural about those who police other people's fun.

Yep
Bad news: This movie WILL be made, whether you like it or not.

DJ Lance Rock is going have your motherfucking head for that.

[Nicolas Cage walks in with Bieber haircut]

Jason Lee….?

Magnetface & Ironcrotch!

Get
Tarantino.

Golden Girls II: Bronze Age

See, that ruined Topher Grace and Venom for me, in one swift, ill-casted decision. I know how I remember Topher Grace - I just experience a strange, sweeping profound disappointment.

Winnebago with Tad Hamilton!

Topher Grace…
is steadily squandering all the goodwill he earned by… wait… I can't remember which one he is…

He's no Erik Estrada, and he rightfully realized this before it was too late.

Sounds like a boring thread

Several men in the shape of several blocks of cheese