Dogpeople? That's just wrong!

They should…
get Orson Welles to direct

I wouldn't mind…
being in a "two-way discussion"… if you know what I'm saying…

Stephen Baldwin!

I heard it prevents oxidation so that fruit and vegetables last longer.

Hey, that's Mr. Scrooge McDuck to you, friend.

Rockapella!

"So good, Nicolas Cage came back!"

[Puts on bearsuit]

Contract Adjustment
They needed to remove all the bees from the script.

Don't go in to caves. Don't go into abandoned old houses. Don't go into the woods. Don't go into Kentucky or West Virginia. Don't go to the South. Don't stay in old hotels. Don't go to foreign tropical locations. Don't go to foreign urban locations. Don't go to rock concerts with hippies. Don't drive a car at night.…

He finds the heroin in her doll.

DO let your wife take off her clothes when they tell her to. DON'T let the family dog out of your sights.

I'm still trying to get rid of my Itchy and Scratchy Fun Bucks

Weekend at Bernies II: DON'T reanimate your dead boss's corpse using voodoo magic activated by boombox beats.

You should see her post-piranha mangling. Even hotter.

Too bad
Bad News: Still afraid of the dark.

Here's betting…
It will be better than Lou Reed's music for dogs.

I'm all about Apollo, baby.

I can't decide if I actually want to see Louie's "Cousin Oliver"…