Consider the Good News:
Consider it a cathartic experience - his character will be murdered. Therefore, we'll get to see some form of him die.

Sure to do for space…
what "Reno 911" did for white trash

I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

It's at least the best news on the AV Club Newswire thus far today.

When…
does the advice book come out?

The premise mixed with the Diablo Cody and the Theron-played protagonist… it just sounds like cuteness curdled.

Inevitable conclusion
Bad news: This is going to suck.

When I was broke
I was spending a lot on bad film proposals. Almost ruined my life.

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

Who knows…
This could be the best career decision he's made in a while.

Not wrong, inevitable.

Where are my Olypants?

I do think MetalSpace and StormHunter have a lot of potential, however.

Virginity is the last thing we should be indoctrinating our teens with. All the un-conceived illegitimate children will have Lady Gaga to thank.

Dicks, man…
First they're getting you pregnant, now they're stealing your creativity.

What's wrong, Philouza? A few too many of Mr. Graham's crackers?

The number
Scientists have ascertained that there may be as many as… 24 stars in the cosmos.

Girls?
There were No! Survivors!

It better include an illustrated timeline of the Bieber hairdo, cause I just gots to know how that thing came about

Bad news - Culture is eating itself.