I prefer
Keds.

Not the only cue…
I've heard they're retooling the show to feature more dinosaurs singing bad pop songs in thinly veiled reference to their personal problems.

Snow White can attest to that.

Maybe she needed a new church?
I would reccomend Our Lady of Perpetual Mediocre Writing

All I'm saying is that if book-and-tv deals are being handed out to every lady who has slept with a stream of douchebag… I'd like my advance now, please.

Hmm…
So tales of bedding stupid guys turns into an HBO series. Like "Sex in the City" for young urban bohemians.

I thought this might finally be the documentary on "The Limbo Rock" that I've been waiting for all these years.

One of the Fifty
Ooh, make my movie, make my movie! It's about how moms can't remember the actual names of social networking sites. It'll be called "Facepage"

I bet she'll even take a taxi to the studio for taping. What a woman!

You could always Ask Jeeves

I DO tend to think of scat when I think of Steven Tyler.

I'm just starting to feel bad for DiCaprio. When was the last time he got to have any fun on-screen? I'm all for honing the dramatic chops, but it feels like ages since I've seen the guy smile in a movie.

Orbach. I was really hoping for some Orbach

"The Vanishing" is Dutch. But taking place mostly in France, with a French killer, and with much of the dialogue in French.

Sam Rockwell
I second that. I think he's terrfic… but very weirdly distracting.

Forgone conclusion
When is it going to stop being news that Robert Pollard records something?

In that case, I submit my application to be the token black woman.

I'd like to hit Pitchfork back, preferably with a shovel.

Hey, at least "The Player" proved that Americans are also fully capable of mocking our penchant for watering down the controversial or provocative.

The US version also features a lot more fools to mock. So apparently our cruelty requires a signficantly larger outlet.