Woody Allin

Nancy & Sluggo with lyrics by The Carpenters

Bring on the Ted Lange.

I prefer Art Garfunkel's "Louise"

Suddenly

"Plummer? I hardly knew her!"

I'm so old, I remember back in the day CBS used to show tape-delayed NBA playoff games on late-night

"I Frankenstein. You Tarzan? You Tonto?"
"Now we sing 'We Are World'."

"The supervisor at the demolition site is gonna be really mad at that guy"

We Hate It When Penguin Becomes Successful

Would've liked to have been at the cheesy "Sorcery" concert in the 1980 movie
Stunt Rock

I'd actually go for Otis Day & The Knights at the Dexter Lake Club…
so I could hear some great music, watch a table get ripped from the floor, and see Kent Dorfman's car careening around the parking lot

Just be careful, if you rent this, that you don't get the adult video version -

and high school girls stay the same age…

TheKappa: I just saw some mouse poop in the bottom of that popcorn bag…
Theater Manager: I'm glad you told me!
(Changes price of popcorn to $9 a box)

So this isn't a documentary about the guy who invented Dulcolax® ?

♫ WOO WOO ♫

Potential movie poster review quote -

That's more of a "bare-footed Lego" look

Spoiler!