I Used To Be Darker - The Wayne Brady Story

F.I.S.T. ?

I thought it was Faygo

Pee-wee: This box contains over 217 bits and pieces of information, evidence.
Exhibit A: A photograph of the Exxon logo

Next thing you know, they'll get to an old Zodiac Motherfucker quote…

But how can we miss her when she won't go away?

It sounds more like she's stuck in a vacuum…

Bud: Hey kid! (Honks his horn) Hey! Hey kid! Hey! Hey! Are you hard of hearing?
Otto: What do you want?
Bud: You want to make ten bucks?
Otto: Fuck you, queer.

"Right now we need to get both of my cars out of this bad area, all right?"

or maybe they just don't have good access to it at work because of firew…


what's that Mr. Ellsworth? Yep, I'll have those spreadsheets over to your office right away!

Night Gallery - The Doll

Bobby Goldsboro - "Watching Scotty Grow"

"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars…"                                                             rumors

Hattori Hanzo: [Japanese] What do you want with Hattori Hanzo?
Jesus: [Japanese] I need Japanese steel.
Hattori Hanzo: [Japanese] Why do you need Japanese steel?
Jesus: [Japanese] I have vermin to kill.
Hattori Hanzo: [English] You must have big rats if you need Hattori Hanzo's steel.
Jesus: [English] … Huge.

"… I think I liked this the least of any of Altman's flicks…"

Nobody remembered to tell him that if you fuck a blue whale, your child ends up being called "Billy Ocean"

I'll always remember him as a key reserve player and special teams leader, that helped the Dallas Cowboys win Super Bowl XXVII and Super Bowl XXVIII.

and somewhere in the middle of those 39 hours, Bowie makes Moby dress up like Mick Jagger and re-enact the "Dancing In The Street" video

They already did that on an episode of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"

Hard Eight