♫ I've never sung this song, but I'll sing with regret,
Of the place that I posted on the wild Internet,
In the month called October, website called AV,
And here's what all of the people there say:

Yeah, but Kanye makes him look bashful by comparison

Can somebody tell me what Morrissey is so happy about in that picture?

This fall on NBC…

I applaud this comment…








you are old

Will always like "The Trigger Effect" for Dermot Mulroney - when he finds out Kyle MacLachlan stole the medicine, he tells him to go out and "loot me some Scotch"…
I still say that when the power goes out, and somebody in my family goes out looking for provisions

So long, Pagoda…

Col. Kilgore: "Zombie don't surf!"

should get the guy that played Humungus in the Road Warrior…

Batman: What's the problem, pal?

"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're
unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and
knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and
knitting…"

Ahh… the days of scrambled cable…
the porn, the sports, the movies…
I had an old Hauppage TV card in my desktop computer, and it could basically de-scramble any channel, only the colors were like looking at a photo negative.
One time, to avoid paying pay-per-view, about 10 of my friends came over, and we got wasted…

*Would also accept Sacco and Vanzetti

Albert Einstein - fuck a Kardashian
Kanye West - marry a Kardashian
OJ Simpson - kill a Kardashian*






*and have the father represent him at trial

SPOILER!!




The Somali Pirates are defeated by the St. Louis Cardinals in Game 5 of the NLDS

If this movie had Gerrit Graham, then I might be interested…

"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Machetes…"

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a Futurechimp. I was shot into space and later rescued by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on…

"That guy looks like Eric Bana after too many pancake breakfasts"

"Our bros" ??