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Dick Rude
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There is also a way to always win the yodeling "mountain climber" game…

"You Dick? Dick Ritchie?
No. No, he's
not here right now."

"Summer Of '69" is pretty punk though…

VH1 Behind The Music - The Story Of Fall Out Boy

a cow don't make ham

Tampax Days

yeah, but they brought that other guy on with the weird face that looks like a live-action version of cartoon Gomez Addams

He also looks like the guy who played Brodie's military friend on "Homeland"

- Ayn Rand 24:7

It looks like Danny McBride lost some weight and became lead singer for Pearl Jam

♫ Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham
You ain't what you're not, so see what you got
You are what you is and that's all it is ♫

Tyler Perry's I Can Do Baggage All By Myself

[Spicoli has sex with Scarlett Johansson on Mr. Hands' desk]

"You know how it is, man, when you get a bit older. You realize you got
to vote to try and make a difference. And you're grown up and you feel
like if you make the wrong choice, the next President might end up just
like a version of your old man. You know how that is?
Here's another movie about a boxer."

FAST & FURIOUS 7: AUTO RECALL

"Is this fan safe?"

At least they're doing this in October, instead of just before Christmas like they normally do

Soy Bomb

Between this, and Seth Rogen's Sausage Party movie, it's probably safe to say that Hollywood has too much time, money, and drugs on its hands

You should never give up on a season when the NFC East might be won with a 7-9 record