When I first read "…the group helped Betty Wright put out her first album in more than a decade…",
I thought it said Betty WHITE,
and I was like "Jesus Christ, the Roots will work with anybody…"

♫ Yeah, it's my way
on the ol' space highway.
That's why they all say
"There goes Astronaut Jones!"

Be careful with girls called "Lola" or "Holly"

Next season, Joe will be replaced by Garrett Morris…

♫ Under the Dome, under the Dome
One step over the red line
Under the Dome, under the Dome
One step into the crazy, crazy ♫

White Meat… Dark Meat… All Will Be Carved!

What follows?
… this -

They had a few things, but they were all stolen by Creed

Yeah… but look at all the other groups that season apart from Vanilla Ice…

The HoveRound Corpses…

Dear Lorne,

"Now that's what I call DY-NO-MITE!"

♫ Why they changed it, I can't say
people just liked it better that way ♫

If the Denver show still goes this coming weekend, everybody better bring their fucking hip-waders…

Spoiler!!




the movie makes you think it's Liev Schreiber but in the end, it turns out Skeet Ulrich & Matthew Lillard were the real dancers all along

You can also trace a line from when SNL was great, to when it got horrible, based on the musical guests -

Plus, how could they invite him back when they needed to make room for such legends as Mr. Mister and Timbuk 3?

The budget didn't allow it, but this was originally supposed to be called Prawn, and
the shootout was gonna take place in a Red Lobster

Robert Urich -

Bone For Tuna!