would also accept "Youfor"

Can't wait for the Thanksgiving episode where they replace the pumpkin pie with spotted dick

I'll show you how to chug a beer, motherfucker, you fat fuckin' cow. L'Chaim

I will never, ever get tired of posting this on every Morrissey article…

I got the results of the test back - I definitely have dementia!

This movie also has pre-Entourage, pre-makeover, fat & balding Jeremy Piven!

You forgot his star-making performance as "Brad's Bud" in
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

If they do Vegas, they should do one about the time Frank Sinatra got his teeth punched out by Sands Casino manager Carl Cohen…

He should do an episode of "Drunk History"

♫ Frankenstein's army is here to stay
Frankenstein's army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
But here today ♫






Try getting that out of your head now…

This reminds me of the time Ricardo Montalban was insulted by Herve Villechaize on an episode of Fantasy Island entitled

I think hecklers should mix up their game…

When Frank Zappa walks off the stage, it's because Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman are making him look like he's still alive




Weekend At Frankie's!

To paraphrase from the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco® -

Big deal…
that was a baby that did all the scratching at the beginning of Herbie Hancock's "Rockit"

"What's the number for 911?"

and a walrus in policing

not only a cow, but a SCARED cow

♫ we're too busy critiquing, to put anybody down ♫

I have a soft spot for "The Roost" as well (especially the "Creature Features" beginning and ending setpieces, with Tom Noonan)