No more yankie my wankie… The Donger need food!

dun dun duh nuh… wahhhhhh

YOYO

"We're located just off the turnpike at Junction 25…

The Depends-ables

Fuck you The Killing!

Followed by a Gateways To Geekery on Creed

Too Much Johnson 2: A Preponderance of Penis

E: Vince… the studio called and they want you to play Billy Smith in my Islanders documentary…

Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.

Paula Deen or GHWAH*

"B" side -

Indiana Jones & Joe Theismann Would Like To Help You With Your Balky Prostate

After he starred in Reno 911, it smoothed a lot of feathers

Ozzy has also declared that Artie Lange is too fat to fish…

I'm gonna name my first kid Charlie…
and make sure he don't surf

Havana 3 A.M. was pretty good…
Blue Gene Vincent and Blue Motorcycle Eyes are really good…
too bad they couldn't make a lot of songs without the word "blue"

M.I.A. does a version singing through a mouthful of truffle fries

I don't remember Chris Martin ever rocking the Mohawk

he'll always be Frankenstein to me