[Kiss's "Love Gun" plays on the stereo]

"Hey shark."
"Whurrrreyoooudooingherrre?"

Just keep Jason Biggs away from the desserts

Any movie called "Out Of The Furnace" better feature a cameo appearance of Ashy Larry

"I watched 20 minutes of it, and walked out of my own home."

♫ The power of glove
A force from above
Cleaning my soul
The power of glove
A force from above
A sky-scraping dove ♫

He would have been at the top of the list, but they keep raising the price on his cable

"Starring Matt Dillon as an ex Secret Service agent, who now runs a bikini-wax shop that takes away the ladies' Wayward Pines, and replaces them with a landing strip; he runs into trouble when his former partner (Carla Gugino) is found to have pines that are UNBREAKABLE"

♪ Cooze me, while I kiss the sky ♪

The way to defeat Segway Zombies?

Tomy Video Zoomer*

Rabbit Season!

Or -

Favorite "Thriller" episode?

Now that you've mentioned "Demon With a Glass Hand", Harlan Ellison is preparing to sue…

I guess I'm in the minority on this one, but I (sort of) saw this when it originally came out, and couldn't stand it. A theater near my college had $1 movie nights on Tuesdays, and me and a couple of friends went to see it - after about 45 minutes, we "Rex Reeded" it, and went to the bar next door, and used our ticket…

I want to be stereotyped…

PrisonFudge-Con

"Most people like sweet ketchup on their truffle fries, but I like Matangi"

"You know how I know you're gay?"