Whoopi Goldberg

Back in 1983, Arista Records tricked Al Jourgensen into playing synthpop music…

What do you think is the main ingredient in the chili?

One time, I was coming out of the Petersen Museum (across the street from the diner) and I watched a dog roll around on a manhole cover for about 20 minutes just digging the sewer smell in the area

"I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world
had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S.
and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't
much to do. All the bowling alleys and donut shops had been wrecked.
So's I spent most of my time looking…

He could play the broken tail section…

She's swimming away from life's responsibilities, and buoy are her arms tired!

Budget breakdown -

Vampires are only afraid of sunlight, crosses, wooden stakes & holy water

Looking at the pic above, they've done all they can do to meet the minimum hipster-band-look requirements

It's called "subtitles"

"The Cayman Islands!!"

When you someone eat it

and the name of that club member…?

Dinobutler

Tango & Butler & Cash

And did the carpet match the drapes?

It could be that his mental problems at the time were due to osmosis from being around Courtney Love

or a Yakov Smirnoff voice…

@avclub-65b8e141bbf2ecf180a01929890c734e:disqus you were having Twinkie hallucinations