"Hello HDB, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk… oh oh! and I almost forgot, ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We, ahh, lost some people this week, and ah, we sorta need to play…

Spaghetti-O-ingly yours, Franco American

Settle My Estate With A Notaro Public

nle;dr

"I AM THE BATMAN!"

♫ Just a perfect day
Listened to 'Yeezus' in the park
And then later, my brain went dark
And I farted ♫

"…I'm the only living being on the surface of this planet that couldn't give a fuck about Kanye West…"

"Bob Goulet - that's not talented! You got talent! You got a Dionne Warwick/Falana kind of thing going. Steve and Eydie?"

The Bible 2: Jesus Takes Manhattan

Closely followed by Taylor Lautner and Matthew McConaughey

"Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in
my purse, and nothing particular to interest me at home, I thought I would walk about three blocks away, and perform for the world"

he attended an M.I.A. concert once, and she gave him a shout-out during "Paper Planes"…

"There's no rules!!!"

Jay Z's new record has 99 credits, but Rick Rubin's ain't one

Will always remember him for the "Black Belt Jones" movie trailer in "It Came From Hollywood"

"Will the next person that sees ANYBODY throw anything onto this field, point 'em out…and get 'em out of here - you don't live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!"

"…seeing people condescend to movies made before they were born…"

"AV Club, you lying little bitch.
I am gonna f%#@ you up."

you need to get a windshield decal of that in reverse (like ambulances do) so that when people see it in their rear-view mirror, they know what time it is

Yoko? Oh, No