The Poopseidon Adventure

"Sales of 328,000 copies earned Kanye West just $16.89"

It was just some random kid doodling on his PeeChee folder during 7th grade study hall

Next single -

"Siri, let's organize a gang-beating for Aaron Carter, and then get tomato soup delivered!"

Because we figure the Warlock Pinchers balanced it out…

I just wanna say that I don't find the pronunciation thing connected to race, but that's because I grew up watching a white guy in clown make-up sing
"Happy Birfday to you"
every day on a kid's TV show…

The ant kibbutz has to worry about large magnifying glasses falling into the hands of Abu Nidal

Other Questlove words of wisdom -

I would like to purchase a copy of this using hugs & beers…

Boondock Saints III - Squeezer under the dome!

He kept his bullet in his front shirt pocket, for chrissakes…
how much more incompetent can you be?

"WHAZ SO CIVIL 'BOUT WAR ANYWAY?"

Copper? I hardly know her!

"…advice on shooting Apocalypse Now in the Phillippines…"

One inspires hatred among the citizens of Cleveland,
the other moved his team to Baltimore

"The Day The Werewolf Cried"

4th choice - Bea Arthur

and if he knew anything about Trojans, he probably wouldn't be a dad in the first place

and let his second son practice the guitar in the garage with the door up