My favorite thing is when bartenders do that stupid bottle spinning and glass flipping thing, and they end up cracking themselves or a customer in the head with something

He was in a pretty good episode of "Tales From The Crypt" playing, basically, himself.

This sounds like a bad Tarantino rip-off (chapter headings, teenage hit-girl, monologues that convey nothing)…

In that picture, why is Conan O'Brien so sad?

♫ The sun beams down on a brand new day
No more welfare tax to pay
Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light
Jobless millions whisked away
At last we have more room to play
All systems go to kill the poor tonight

Am I the only one who uses DuckDuckGo?

♫ I'm bleedin' in the rain
Just bleedin' in the rain,
What a terrible feeling,
And I'm angry again.
I'm crying at blisters
All over my toes
I'm ready to quit
or punch Gene in the nose ♫

The Last Exorcism - Part 2

and Gallagher and a watermelon and a sledgehammer

Later on, M.I.A. showed up with a carton of truffle fries

Dine Pinch Fails

♫ And now i'm mad about - space junk
I'm all burned out about - space junk
Oooh walk & talk about - space junk
It smashed my baby's head - space junk
And now my sally's dead - space junk ♫

Since this is a review before the show has aired, I'm gonna say the new Genevieve is Leonard Pierce under a nom de plume

You don't need to make a stump speech to justify your position

Back in the day, my sister used to sing "What if Dog was one of us" to our pet Shih Tzu just to annoy everybody within hearing range

I always get "inchoate" and "choad" mixed up

Summer good…
summer sausage

Or "The Mr. Ed Quartet"

♫ MTV (MTV)
Get away from me (get away from me)
I don't want to see (I don't want to see)
No MTV (no MTV)
I said Music Television (Music Television)
Should be covered in jism (should be covered in jism)
I said Music Television (Music Television)
Should be covered in jism (should be covered in jism) ♫

Yeah man I know y'all be checking out on MTV there,
and you see Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper on MTV? Noooooo!
So I said "Man I gotta do something about this."
So I called 'em up man I called up MTV in New York
and I said, "Uh, yo, this is Mojo Nixon, can I speak to Martha Quinn?"
They said "Martha Quinn? Yeah, here…