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Dick Rude
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all actors involved with the production will be forced to wear ankle monitors

♫ Rick Astley is a pantywaist, match my butt with his face
He's teeny tiny two inches of terror,
they're all gonna scare you
Hairbrained cockamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot ♫

Earnest Byner would just fumble them

Tell me you wouldn't listen to a band called "Y.A. Tittle"

"Let's get into trouble, baby"

♫ Might as well go for a soda
Nobody hurts and nobody cries
Might as well go for a soda
Nobody drowns and nobody dies ♫

Saw them last night on Jimmy Fallon…
reminded me a little of Gang of Four, Interpol, and I don't know what
also, David Bowie would be proud because they've got the androgynous look down to perfection

not enough Sham 69 references on the AVC…
+1!

The twist is that the baby will look like David Schwimmer

Wouldn't it have been simpler to just re-badge a cartridge of Atari's "Hangman"?

His white skin taunts the Eskimos, now that they may no longer hunt the baby seal

The "O" stands for quality!

Pebble Buddhist Flight Attendants

Maybe he shouldn't have squandered all that Hollywood-Movie-Star money his aunt Ethel Mirman left him in her will

Willie Nelson has been on the show a bunch of times playing Walder Frey

It's taken from a very popular Scorpions song from the 1980s

…gets kicked in balls by goat
…falls off cliff
…lands on pitchfork in hay bale
…hay bale gets hit by lightning
…dies in a fire

How much of an accent do you need to shout "Hodor!"

Just wait until they figure out how to sort-of wash the glass on your computer monitor

Judge Lance Ito Says Ned Stark Didn't Get A Fair Trial!