Donde esta Casa de Pepe?

"Hey pizza, it's great, let's dig in."

London Times Headline - 1972

I say we kill him!

Should go after Edgar Buchanan, Brian Keith, or William Demarest…
they're pretty good at playing uncles

Why is that assassin's face melting?

If he only wasn't too creaky to get back in goal…

In Soviet Russia, Saturday Night Live quits you!

Having a bad name/title can doom even the best entertainment (see the "Horace Pinker" article elsewhere on AVC)

With a name like Horace Pinker, you know they're destined for immortality…

They rely on their only son to provide income as a wedding disc jockey…

You really can see the soul leaving the body…

They'll just re-release "Cannonball Run II" and call it 7ast & 7urious

Much like Snake Plissken, I thought he was already dead

Affleck will have to get fat again…

More like an Adams Apple

At least that show had the prodigious talent of Kevin Dillon!

One of my friends saw them as an opening band at some concert in the early 90s, and I remember him telling everybody afterword that they reminded him of Nine Inch Nails?!?

One of the local Indian casinos has a Hawkwind tribute band called "Eaglebreeze"

And by "on the road" do you mean "lie down in the middle of a busy highway"?