You spelled "In Da House" wrong

"For the costume party, Sandee couldn't decide whether to go as Freddy Krueger, Bob Marley, or one of the robbers from 'The Town', so…"

She's like PJ Soles' non-union stripper girlfriend equivalent

Dicky Barrett raised $269,000 by promising never to sing "The Impression That I Get" ever again.

♫ And I want to hold her down
I want to break her crown
When she says, let's go ♫

If Obama said "Chill" that much, they'd have to make him an honorary member of the band "311"

They've already green-lighted the sequel…

They should sell concert shirts that say:

Seth Green is this generation's Billy Mumy

♫ I lost on Jeopardy, baybay ♫

"I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, but "The To-Do List" is one of the best movies of all time."

Great moments in Teen Idol history…

Service should have ended with Ronnie 'Z-Man' Barzell chasing everyone from the theater

This is one of the first CDs I ever bought after buying a CD player…
it came in one of those old long-box packages…

"I LOST MY HAND!!!"

This movie sounds like a much-worse version of the plot from "Escape from New York"

Somewhere, Haley Joel Osment sheds a single tear, and then goes back to scrubbing pots in the back of an Applebees

ABC Family's promo for "Die Hard"

Posted this earlier on the other AVC Winters article -

Earlier today, I heard a clip on the local public jazz station, from his roast of Johnny Carson, and it killed… he was playing a character (a friend of Johnny's from his hometown in Nebraska), and made Carson laugh harder than I ever remembered.