“Patrick Duffy Calls for Two-Hour ‘Bingo America’ Reunion Special.”

Much like Rafi on "The League", I think he had a murder boner

Yeah!
I saw that picture, and was like "I didn't know AFI was doing hip-hop now?"

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In the first episode, Sally Wheet comes to town searching for the killers of her husband, Creem O'

Wait…

In the prequel, Scatman Crothers spends two hours lamenting how his old lady won't let him have his salami

If they wanted to make sure that this was a hit, they would've named it "Waterworld"

"Now we could settle this feud with conventional weapons, but that could take years
and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think
that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid
gesture be done on somebody's part!"

How many dweebs must Jay-Z put down/before he can feel like a man?

At the next gig, he tried to have the club owner fired because when they were doing lines together, the mirror touched his nose

When you someone translate it

Hey NBC…

Yeah, but Pat Morita looked like he was 68 when he was 10 years old

Since zombies are the hot thing, maybe he could start with "Attack of the Street Pimps"

Boy, Carrey has fallen far…
this sounds like something Rob Schneider turned down

“This is the network that has shows about prohibition, and games, and thrones. They'll stick by a show that allows you to behead Sean Bean, or blow up Steve Buscemi, but a horse dies by accident doing what he does for a living and they cancel the show?”

♫ Death knocked her down, she won't get up again ♫

Also, the next episode is titled:

"..It's been making me angry since the first preview, and I don't know why…"