So this is like "Smack My Bitch Up" as reinterpreted by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs?

Me and a friend waited outside the local theater in our small town the day "Star Wars" opened (in 1977) from about 10 in the morning until the first showing at 7 p.m. We thought we'd beat the crowd (which never showed), and the ticket clerk just laughed at us when we told her how long we waited until the box office…

The cashier won't get it because most cashiers don't "get" anything involving the handling of cash…

Did you do too many drugs?
I did too many drugs

"How 'Girls' challenges Heisenberg's expectations of “good TV”

Yeah… they're like lumbering punji sticks

Nah… Johnson liked the bunghole

Yeah, but Leonard Pierce wrote a review about it in 2005

Substitute "Joe Eszterhas" with "Bruce Vilanch" and I'm with you

Napoleon Dynamite was a LIGER!!

♫ Mom says puppy's days are through;
She's going to throw him in the stew.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.

That's what happens when you go to Chili's® and order the Seizure Salad

Duh Duh Na Na Duh Duh… Duh Na Na… Duh Na Na… Duh Na

It looks like somebody tried to copy Ralph Bakshi using non-union Mexican equivalents

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth."

What's even worse, is that the cast members on all the Real World episodes show more maturity, and an ability to get along, better than any member of Congress

I heard she didn't make it because she was carpooling with Peter Murphy

Is it wrong that I think Hitler looks kinda sexy in that picture?

Deli Counter Guy: "Hey Linklater, how's that sandwich taste?"
Linklater: "Hamish."

His agent is afraid to tell him that there was a mistake at the studio…
when they said it was for the lead in a movie about a spy TV show, they meant