The guy who sold him the car told him it used to belong to Jon Voight

marshmallowed

He should team up with Lou Reed for an album called

"…he’s still in trouble with the folks that run the high school…"

♫ Johnny… angry Johnny ♫

♫ Now I got a reason, now I got a reason to be waiting
The berlin wall ♫

Whose isn't?

♫ The more I eat chili, the heartburnier I get… ♫

Don't forget Bugs Bunny/Looney Tunes TV cartoon classic

There's a famous (for monster nerds) episode of "Route 66" called "Lizard's Leg and Owlet's Wing" that features Lon Chaney Jr., Boris Karloff, and Peter Lorre, and it's known for being the last time Karloff and Chaney wore their monster makeup on-screen

Be sure to say "hi" to Lou Diamond Phillips and Lori Petty

"That carnival we went to was WACK!…
They didn't even have WHACK-A-MOLE!"

Just be careful if you rent this, that you don't get the XXX version called

Bloomberg's plan to get everyone off the salt…

I think his best work was as Dr. Cliff Warner on "All My Children"

Maybe if they do a spin-off, they can get Chloe Sevigny to star in

With the inevitable AVC article…

♫ You're living in your own private Amityville
Living in your own private Amityville
Underground like a wild potato
Don't go on the patio! ♫

Mel Gibson's comeback vehicle?

"Listen to me!! We traced the calls… they're coming from inside your trunk!"