read my cookbook "Scagnetti on Spaghetti"

A "Moe Howard-3 Stooges" bowl haircut goes a long way towards that

Catholic School girls do rule

"Beef. It's What's for Dinner"

The Molly Hatchet Tour

He won it in a poker game from a guy in Blink 182

"Keep fucking that chicken!"

I actually prefer the version done by the Circle Jerks, featuring Debbie Gibson -

I prefer

♪ Austin's alright if you like saxophones ♪

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The Vikings haven't been worth watching since Fran Tarkenton was still playing…

I guess this finally proves what the Surgeon General has been telling us for years…

Carry on wayward son…

Poor Penn State…

20 popes on an island…

"Is it a 'Z' shirt?"

Somewhere in California…

Now we know…
@avclub-70c79fc58b2c3e2785355b37573f2f56:disqus is secretly Joe Biden

CUT MY CLOCK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT