… Jay Leno in a 1906 Stanley Steamer

@TashaRobinson:disqus

Still use "This ain't no picnic" as the go-to quote when things go bad

RE: Quvenzhane Wallis

Chris Tucker looks like a comedic genius compared to Kevin Hart…

Reminds me of the time Helmet put out a big greatest hits collection that was just 73 different versions of "Unsung"

It hasn't stopped them from making "Dancing With The Stars" and "Celebrity Apprentice"

They were actually going to show all these new episodes, but the tapes were being brought to the station by FedEx employee Earnest Byner, who fumbled them 3 yards from the front door

"During the 1990s, Geoffreys appeared for several years in gay pornographic movies, using the alias Sam Ritter. Geoffreys also has been involved in live theatre." - Wiki

"evil neck tumor" is how producers came up with the idea for "Honey Boo Boo"

Should've went with

♪ We saw your boobs ♪

♪ We just get by
However we can
We all gotta duck
When the shit hits the fan
doo-biddy-doo-wop-wop say what yeah ♪

Her lawyer just released this footage of her heading to her first school speech -

here's a clip just to get you started -

Surplus water from the now-cancelled Mark McGrath Poop Cruise

You must also not ask this question to Cee-Lo Green

♫ Now, old Montezuma is in my shoes
It's no use sittin' here singin' the blues
So, be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't you let me take you on a poop cruise?

I'd rather watch/listen to

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT