Mulan is pretty dope.

Youth in Revolt was alright - at least for those of us who still tolerate Michael Cera. My pick would've been Easy A, but I haven't seen The Other Guys so what the fuck do I know

Yeah, I realize that there's no real logic behind what I'm saying, but whatever. I guess I'm just frightened of change - I mean, it's hard enough with a Muslim in the White House, amiright?

Crytek Games
Thys just seems like another Crytek game that emphasyzes graphycs and non-lynear levels, but doesn't really offer actual anythyng too interesting in terms of gameplay. The nanosuit is kynda cool, I suppose, but the actual thyngs you do wyth it aren't really different from what you do in other shooters. …

Sounds Awesome
As a huge Total War fan that started with Medieval and never got around to going back to Shogun, I'm glad to hear that they've fine-tuned the formula even more for this one (especially after the stumble with Empire/Napoleon). The only thing that's making me hesitate to buy it - besides not having a…

I heard someone killed her, but I don't know who.

As someone who saw Scary Movie before Scream, I was a little bit scared, but I was pretty young, so whatever. Oh, right:

"a total Green Day move"

I'm glad others have found that little gem of knowledge about Lance Reddick - though it becomes a bit harder to take him seriously as Broyles if you're picturing him singing "Tick Tock" during his intense line deliveries.

It's somewhat amusing to me that video-game site IGN pretty much hated Sucker Punch, writing a pretty dismissive review and giving it 2 stars - which on their movie-scale is basically like a D+. So no, I don't think there's really much of a case in saying the lazy/boring plot structuring is alright because video…

Yeah, it's actually really fun (if you're as lame as me) to go back and read reviews from like 10-20 years ago. There's a lot of really great work that people either didn't "get" at the time or just needed time to grow, and a lot of complete shit that people praised (Seriously, reading reviews of the Star Wars…

Wow, old people be all retarded and faggy and shit. Whatev, we under-23 people gonna have a ball today and you're not invited, so LOL suck it. We so excited and you all old and gross like ew

I'm pretty sure the rapper was the song's writer, which would explain why his verse is similarly devoid of a basic vocabulary and any sense of shame.

Also Colm Feore, a master in campiness.

"Banishing" Boxer is one of the most upsetting parts of Animal Farm if you're me in 7th grade.

Oops
For a second I thought this was the hotly anticipated debut album of former Attorney General John Ashcroft, and there was much rejoicing. Then I learned to read things better.

I'm seeing more of a Dana Carvey resemblance, but Rockwell works too, I suppose.

I've been following along with the reviews, though I did go ahead and watch Feat of Clay 1+2 already. Both of this week's episodes are fairly slight one-off style shows, but Prophecy of Doom is just horribly animated and not too interesting, while Joker's Favor is carried by some just amazing voice work by Mark…

If this movie had Jeremy Irons and Gary Oldman…nope, it would still probably suck

Is that even a joke?