"Let Down" is indeed a fine choice, though "Bullet Proof…I Wish I Was" or "High and Dry" might be (slightly) pertinent for the situation.

"Don't Do Me Like That" also sort of works, as a final plea to a higher power.

I thought it was interesting!

Jerry Orbach was the candle. BE OUR GUEST!

And why are the women doing this intentionally? I would assume the money is going towards the procedure, so is it like for spite, or laughs? My brain hurts…

It's also easier to have a diverse cast when you introduce a new recurring character every other episode.

In Treatment, because holy fuck is that show depressing.

"the most straightforward way possible." Ohhh, I gotcha. I thought you meant like ethnically, which would also sorta work, I guess, but your point is much more, ya know, insightful.

Two Fun Facts About Me!
1) I've had The Book of the New Sun sitting on my bookshelf for a long time, but have yet to read it.

Where the fuck is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?
That sh1t was so hilarous when Shia's mom do drugs and then she starts acting all crazee haha it's funny cuz Michael Bay is comic genus cum on AV CLUB why don't you ever give respect for those movies???

Except that Glee kicks off Fox's primetime for Tuesdays, so the number of people just keeping the TV on for the hell of it is negligible (Not to mention that Glee is not a show that bothers trying to appeal to people outside its audience, see also: post-Super Bowl episode). Also, I think Glee has absolutely no desire…

George Takei and Nathan Lane.

I've seen Moulin Rouge! It was OK.

I'll also extend my thanks to Penguin. The trailer for that movie is pretty dire, given that there isn't a single "joke" that isn't someone getting hit with something or other dumb physical comedy.

*Kabukiman. Whatever.

I think "He is crazy. He is confused. And he is turning Japanese!" might be my favorite line from any trailer ever. Never heard of Sgt. Kubikiman before, but that's pretty amazing stuff there.

I did enjoy the use of Frightened Rabbit for the background music, and at first I was thinking that I kinda might want to see it. Then the novelty of the beaver shit wore off (in the span of a two minute trailer, no less) and I realized that it looks almost painfully generic, as previously mentioned. Cautiously…

Are you sure you're not thinking of Next? I also have no fucking idea, since they're both Nic Cage movies that I haven't seen.

TELL ME WHERE THE TERRORIST IS!!!

And of course it's changed as soon as I post this. May I be condemned to death by crocodile/brain aneurysm.