Funnily enough, she is now a Canadian citizen and lives in Ontario. Paul Ryan can't hurt you, napalm girl.

That song's OK.

Has anyone mentioned yet that Scott posted a pic of him and Scott recording a podcast? Finally!

Yes, yes, yes.

Zoo Station is by far my favorite, but best? I'll give it to Ultraviolet.

It's not just that it's a man getting fat. It's the fact that it's Mac that makes it so hilarious.

I am a student at Springfield Elementary School who looks like a child version of Moe Szyslak.

Actually, the contestants are chosen by lottery, so neither attractiveness nor toughness plays a role. It seems like most fall somewhere in the middle of this Bieste-Jennifer Lawrence spectrum.

Thanks new turtleneck! Oh, and THANK YOU DUFFEL BAG.

My mom too. Sometime in the past 10 years she got a letter; apparently someone filed a class-action lawsuit because this doesn't work AT ALL and they were offering refunds to all purchasers.

I'm guessing comedy, just like Nurse Jackie, even though it wasn't really a comedy.

I have to give it to Revolver too, but I love everything from Help! to the end, except the ~40% of the White Album that is basically filler (I'm looking at you, "Wild Honey Pie".)

Kid Rock/Military
Ugh, that recruiting commercial has played EVERY time I've gone to the movies this year and I hate it. You suck, Kid Rock, even if you were in Joe Dirt.

B-a-n-a-n-a-s?

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be back in May for sweeps…that's what they call spring cleaning.

I love Mr. Burns' old-timey references, even the ones I don't get. I also love the references to him being very, very old. Birthplace: Pangaea. Social Security Number: naught naught naught-naught naught-naught naught naught two (damned Roosevelt).

I knew to look out for Abed because Todd mentioned on Twitter that the Abed sub-plot was really good. I'm pretty sure I would've missed it otherwise.

Did you say you were going to go fondle your sweaters?

For sure. However, that band is Blink 182 so nowadays I probably would've changed the station anyway.

I totally agree with this, Ever Present.