I say damn the setup!  The movie should start with an aerial shot of a car pulling away from the side of the road, and then just track it as it shoots things at other cars for the entire movie.  No characters.  No plot.  Just cars and bullets and explosions.  It will cost 6 billion dollars to make.

I say damn the setup!  The movie should start with an aerial shot of a car pulling away from the side of the road, and then just track it as it shoots things at other cars for the entire movie.  No characters.  No plot.  Just cars and bullets and explosions.  It will cost 6 billion dollars to make.

I searched this morning for a story about Romney's "airplane windows should open" quote, and the first site I found referred to Ann as Egg Romney.

I searched this morning for a story about Romney's "airplane windows should open" quote, and the first site I found referred to Ann as Egg Romney.

If you ever run for president, you have my vote.

If you ever run for president, you have my vote.

Try listening to the audiobooks.  The first one is read by Ron Perlman.

Try listening to the audiobooks.  The first one is read by Ron Perlman.

The arresting officer was quoted as saying, "Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass.  Wait, you're Fiona Apple?  You're under arrest!"

The arresting officer was quoted as saying, "Well, you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass.  Wait, you're Fiona Apple?  You're under arrest!"

Ruff!  Ruff!  Did somebody order a HOT DOG?

Ruff!  Ruff!  Did somebody order a HOT DOG?

I also had never heard of them prior to this, but I am now strongly motivated to legally purchase all of their music!

I also had never heard of them prior to this, but I am now strongly motivated to legally purchase all of their music!

Actually, Saturday Night Live is old enough to be me.  Now I'm sad.

Actually, Saturday Night Live is old enough to be me.  Now I'm sad.

Is the Brave Little Toaster gonna have to CHOKE A BITCH?

Is the Brave Little Toaster gonna have to CHOKE A BITCH?

Hershey's.

Hershey's.