I don't know… That one about the Million Moms and the Skittles Walrus was awfully good.

I don't know… That one about the Million Moms and the Skittles Walrus was awfully good.

I did enjoy Lucio Fulci's unofficial sequel, A Christmas Stori 2.

I did enjoy Lucio Fulci's unofficial sequel, A Christmas Stori 2.

Didn't I also see Steve annoyingly blathering while I tried in vain to find something to watch on Comcast's On Demand menu recently?

Didn't I also see Steve annoyingly blathering while I tried in vain to find something to watch on Comcast's On Demand menu recently?

YUM! is an independent company these days, but they do still have a permanent contract with Pepsi.

YUM! is an independent company these days, but they do still have a permanent contract with Pepsi.

Did you get to this club by opening a fiendishly clever puzzle box?

Did you get to this club by opening a fiendishly clever puzzle box?

*Cries and eats another biscuit from Popeye's*

*Cries and eats another biscuit from Popeye's*

Maybe it's a sign that you should name the kid Omar.

Maybe it's a sign that you should name the kid Omar.

He's history's greatest monster!

He's history's greatest monster!

I never thought I'd see the day when the only one talking sense would be a damn ninja.

I never thought I'd see the day when the only one talking sense would be a damn ninja.

" These are my only friends: Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal.  And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.”
"GIRLS, Lisa.  Boys kiss GIRLS."

" These are my only friends: Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal.  And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.”
"GIRLS, Lisa.  Boys kiss GIRLS."