You know what?  Good.  I'm glad we're going to get some closure.  So many mascots and spokescharacters disappear from our lives without any explanation or a chance to say goodbye. I still lie awake at night wondering where Mr. Six is right at that moment.  And whatever happened to the Taco Bell chihuahua?  Did he die…

What about being old and out of touch with pop culture?  Is that an excuse for not being able to discuss this Kedollarsignha person?

Or "Rick Roll"!

Chevy Nova?

Ooh, I've got one of these.  In 2007, my 7-months-pregnant wife spent Thanksgiving weekend in the hospital because she was having complications out the wazoo.  Thursday night, after quietly freaking out by her side all day, I went home to feed our cats.  I hadn't eaten anything since the day before, so I watched for…

Yeah, but… how many times are they going to make that joke?  Remember the intro to the RotJ parody?  It's okay to admit you're out of material, but if you're going to keep admitting it again and again and again…

I hope you don't mean The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, because The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus is fucking awesome. Unless you mean the remake. Then you're right.

Just ask Bleeding Gums Murphy.

Don't forget that Brian has a 13 year old son despite being only 7 years old himself.

America sentenced to 10 more seasons of Jersey Shore, though America's lawyer says they plan to appeal.

He flies around with a jetpack and fights Nazis?

So Cheez-its lead to big tits?

I hate how it screws with Halloween.  It's hard to tell which houses are giving out candy before dark, and now it doesn't get really dark until after 7.

They could have had a great product placement deal with Flowbee.

Or that the exponential growth of disco record sales won't last beyond the early 70s.

Dammit, this doesn't have anything to do with Kickpuncher at all, does it?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had a bunch of teacups in his college dorm room.

But if you didn't see the movies, how did you know about Harry's mentor, Captain Hindsight?

No, Robert California succeeded in his quest to take Michael Scott's former job and immediately promoted himself.  But neither Spader nor Tate was apparently deemed a viable replacement for Steve Carrell. The distinction is that the bulletin refers to the actors, not their characters.

He was full of country goodness and green pea-ness.