Yes, but even the shortest book takes up over 200 compact discs.

I remember it!  "I'll stay and save you.  You go and save us all."  I've never even been into TOS, but I couldn't pass up a dinosaur crossover.

No.  Wrong.  BAD! The waterwheel sequence? Come ON!

But it is eligible for free Super Saver Shipping.  Some things are not eligible, even if you spend over $25.

She killed a kitten!  Hell's too good for her.

Seth MacFarlane is probably already contacting him about a position on the Family Guy writing staff.

You in the Jungle, baby!  You gonna Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie… Hard.

SPOILER and such:
Not just a goddess.  Jasmine was one of the Powers That Be.

JUST the eyepatch?  I don't know, man…  What part of her body would it have been covering?

I got some "Nutter Butter" for y- Sorry!  Sorry, sorry, sorry.

If they HAD hooked Beverly and Picard up, then she would have had to cheat on him to get with the ghost in Sub Rosa.  And that would make Beverly a bad person.  So if they had gotten together at the end of this episode, we would be living in a universe without Sub Rosa.  And who could possibly want that?

The only time the Simpsons are on here in Atlanta is Sunday night at 8.  No old episodes at all.

It's been all downhill since season 22.

How many women do you suppose are posting on Facebook right now, claiming to be this groupie?

Uh, try 13 years ago.
*pushes glasses up nose* (for real; they're broken)

Flamethrower's a terrible idea.  You'd just get eaten by flaming zombies.  Wait, that actually sounds pretty cool.

I bought it for a female co-worker for Christmas one year because of the rom-com angle.  I assume she's never watched it.

I honestly don't think I've heard of this movie before right now.  Could it be I've lost touch?  No.  No, it's the children who are wrong.

"Nerds Pummeled In Football Melee"

Would 4:29 work?