That "splish-splash" quote feels wrong to me.  But I haven't seen this episode in probably 6 years or more.

Bart: "I am through with working. Working is for chumps."
Homer: "Son, I'm proud of you. I was TWICE your age before I figured that out."

What happens when we get a remake of a movie that hasn't been made yet?  Someone should remake a movie about that!

Did Nixon reveal it on Freedom Day? Maybe?

But Empire is 485 minutes, and every one is hilarious.

I think if you were lost in the desert, the best thing you could do would be to go on a bender. Pretty soon you black out, and the next thing you know, you're waking up in a hotel room in Maryland with three midget hookers and a tattoo of Patrick Stewart's face on your bum.

Oh man, I love Endless Teddy in the wrestling episode.

And don't forget that "Earl" is how rednecks say "oil"!

This may not be canon anymore, but some guy at Peter's school ate the spider and turned into a composite being made up of a thousand different spiders. No, really.

No reboots until we get the prequel octology!

I would like whoever owns the merchandising rights to Pete & Pete to know that I would pay a great deal of money for a replica of the slidey-pen from that episode.

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*Music Meister* Dang it.

I don't actually watch B:TB&TB, but have you seen the musical episode, "Mayhem of the Music Meiser!"? I don't care who you are, Neil Patrick Harris singing a duet with Black Canary is good television.

No, no - leaf-pile jumping. Trick or Treating marathon. Turkey roping.

In half which way? Across the crotch? Front/back? Blue shorts with black leggings?

Except that someone will eventually decide it must work both ways. They'll rip on you a bit, and if you can take it, they'll rip you open.

"Then grease me up, woman!"
"Okey-dokey."

Why don't you just chew your facial hair off, like I do?

Dang it, I was going to make this my kid's first theater movie.