No, pally, this is BRONSON, Missouri.

The only thing I really remember is the Batplane saying "Your funeral".

No thanks
This movie really didn't entertain me on any level.

20 minutes? Wow! That's great! I haven't had a major problem with my service in a while (knock on wood), but back in '05 or so, I spent a month trying to get them to fix what eventually turned out to be a problem with the network in my apartment complex. I remember repeatedly spending an hour or more on hold to set up…

Since someone else is already being pedantic…
Did you mean antipathy instead of apathy, Zack?

Unfortunately, when they're teenagers, it's ususally too late to abort them.

Because there's a b in both and an n in neither.

They took a photo of my keister for Stars and Stripes. At least they told me it was for Stars and Stripes…

Lou Rawls
I deeply want to watch some Garfield specials now.

Can I…
hear Chevy Chase talk about art?

Well, to be realistic, there are only 365 days in the year. If you're going to have a day for every person, place, event, cause, food, disease, sex position, team, animal and isotope, you're going to have to double up a few times.

No, no: Quoth the raven: "What! A! Shine!"

And are we supposed to believe Lisa can be Little Miss Killjoy AND Captain Bringdown? At the same time? Come on now, sir.

KFP has the best fight sequences I've ever seen that weren't in a Matrix movie. In the interest of full disclosure, all the other movies I've ever seen had Tom Hanks or Meg Ryan in them.

Does a Buffy/Scully/Flukeman three-way count as one of those hook-ups?

Two parter? Go God Go was a twelve parter.

Those were NINJA NETS, you visionless bastard!

They should have done the movie in real-time. Then that Oscar would be guaranteed.

Well sure, who wouldn't be? Er, I mean… that is… I love boobies!

Surely the network factors in authorized online viewings as well? And on-demand?