Seconded.

"Picard's empty uniform
… which freaks everybody out"

How's that line go? "The last fighter pilot has already been born"?

The next one will be iScream.

Pointless observation here, but the title of the article made me think about how Harlan Ellison yelled at Shaggy for using "like" as a conversational pause on last night's episode of… the new Scooby Doo cartoon. Random!

The Vulgate of Saint Jerome!

Crap, I gotta go home and burn "It".

Genital Hospital!

How many of those songs are Beatles covers, by the way?

What's a "record store"? (Just kidding, I'm totally old.)

McClane will crash the moon into Shia Labeouf. It will be the highest grossing movie in history.

Oh and for the record, there was an episode of Happy Days where a guy literally jumped over a shark and it was THE BEST one.

"Remember prom night? Meet our son"

I know you can read _my_ thoughts, boy. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow…

Oh, thank goodness
For a moment, I thought they had canceled Bravestarr.

Who solicited them from darkness to promote this?

Q was pleased by the indication that Sisko was easier to provoke. I think Vash was in the episode, too.

Ralph suffers from a condition known as "Flanderization".

"Who does… Number Two… work for?"

The heart attack scene literally makes my chest hurt, though.