"Keiko's having a baby."

I, uh, give you our 39th president, Jimmy Carter.

"I busted him up."

That right there should have been the title of any porno based on The Office. Not "The Office: A XXX Parody". I mean, how low does the fruit have to hang? No pun intended.

ALF.

Focker…
kind of sounds like fucker! Has anyone noticed that?

Pen Pals
Ugh, Sarjenka always gave me the creeps. Maybe it was her fingers.

Re-
tarding?

You wanna talk about great timing? Data's timing is digital!

I predict that the music industry will end.

This is too much
I am abhorred!

Single Female Lawyer
Havin' lots of clients. Wearin' sexy miniskirts and bein' self-reliant.

Come on, Charlie
After two and a half months, couldn't you have agreed to be on "Two and A Half Men" for two and a half more years?

You're all talk, Hamill! You never even finished Jedi school!

As funny as Borat? Wow, that's a pretty harsh review! Sure glad I skipped this one.

Shouldn't it be "Xina"?

Then who's Vice-President, Jerry Lewis?

And Hudson Hawk! …what? Sue me, I like Hudson Hawk.

Next trend: movies based on story songs. First up: A Boy Named Sue.

Dude, you never go ass to class.