I'm not a girl, but…
A "Ramona and Beezus" movie? I, uh… I might want to see that. Would "Superfudge" be too much to hope for?

Err, Wookiee.

No, Ookla is to Mok as Chewbacca is to Wookie.

Just last month I heard a DJ saying how he (and all country music fans, of course) still wouldn't be interested in going to a Chicks show.

Puberty isn't the only time when you get new hair. I'm 33 and I'm getting some annoying growth around my nipples. Also, I'm fighting a unibrow. Thank the gods I'm already married.

Next up…
a Canadian couple who say they are deathly afraid of scorpions.

A Miami Dolphin?

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what
I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

Ever changed a grade on your report card before you got your parents to sign it? As Homer once said "A D turns into a B so easily…" Think how simple it would be to change an F to an E.

What were the other options? Because if we missed out on "O-face", I will be pissed.

Think "Mexican Sweet Sixteen", but a year earlier.

Shamrock Shake
I guess Springfield missed out, because the Shammy was back in a big way here in Atlanta, for the first time in 6 or 7 years. Practically every McDonald's had them.

The Touch
Did no one mention the use of (what I assume was a cover of) Stan Bush's "The Touch" during the montage on American Dad? When I realized what that intro was, I almost got up and started exercising myself.

Penthouse Forum Planet
I prefer "Sideboob World".