Lisa Marie was too good for him.

Ugh. That asshole. Why does any two-bit huckster think he can just make a bunch of obviously phony crap up about other planets and try to pass it off as a religion?

He was a successful treasure hunter! The treasure he found was the secrets of the universe!

How DARE you defame that fine woman for simply bettering her life!

Leonard Cohen - Famous Blue Raincoat

Really, any Beck. He's my favorite.

Beck - New Pollution

Beck - Sex Laws

Beck - Devil's Haircut

Yes, the fossil powers are part of OT VII. But he's not a thief, he simply returned the fossils to the owner the original thetans reincarnated into.

Oh, it is on, Debbie Downer.

It's probably due to bad Thetans.

(Quietly notes that Flubba Gunto is a suppressive person)

These gimmick accounts are really getting out of hand. I can suggest some courses the Sea Org offers to help you become clear.

Exactly. Scientologists know how to shut that whole thing down.

LAWSUIT! They purged all of their gay thetans ages ago. It's impossible to be gay if you're OT VI or above.

I meant to add, you all now owe the Church of Scientology $499.95.

Hubbard wasn't lazy! The ancient world was just like that! It's not like he made up his entire religion around some half-assed, poorly realized space opera or anything. It was all true!

That happens surprisingly often.

Freedom is the PERFECT name! Freedom from the lies of psychiatrists, from the tyranny of not having David Miscavige dictate your entire life, freedom from not being thrown in the hole when you defy him.