They probably are all under the influence of bad Thetans.

No one here really does. But I'm sure if the right person explained it to them, everyone here would be very receptive.

Libel!

Look, the cameras of that era clearly were inhabited by bad thetans.

I agree, and really can't think of anything I need to add.

I'm still boycotting Tyson over his refusal to acknowledge the objective proof that exists of the existence of Xenu.

She was just trying to help him! And auditing would have helped him purge all the bad thetans that led to this behavior.

Lies! He never did any of that stuff! and the people he didn't do it to all deserved it!

LIES! All lies from bad thetans! Leah Remini is lying to you about Scientology! So is everybody else who says bad things about it!

Why is the header picture of Paul Haggis?

But it stars the delightful Jenna Elfman!

A new Jenna Elfman series! That's great! That means they'll let us out of The Hole to watch it every week!

It certainly is. Some day, it's going to be heralded as the unappreciated classic of sci-fi cinema that it truly is.

He's purged all of his jealousy thetans already.

It's a trade-off. He doesn't want to give up any of his superpowers.

Actually, as an OT VII, he can will himself to regrow hair.

I'll have you know he's as straight as Tom Cruise, thank you very much!

All lies! She's at a nice farm upstate where she plays with all of Tom Cruise's many, many, ex-girlfriends.

I don't know what you're talking about.

She's at a nice farm upstate with all her friends, and she can play all she wants. That's what they told me, at least.