He is extremely straight, I can assure you. He kept telling me that during our last bout of nude wrestling.

That's it - lawsuit!

No, sufficiently trained Scientologists know how to purge themselves of gay thetans. They can resist such things no matter how achingly they lust for cock. Not that we ever do that!

That sounds like a really unrealistic and contrived premise for a show. None of the clearly-heterosexual people I know would ever consider such a thing, because they're so heterosexual.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! That's not true! That's impossible!

See, people? Nothing to see here. Scientology treats everybody wonderfully, every actor in it is straight, and there's no slave labor, torture, or physical abuse. Please believe me. If you don't I'll be tortured and beaten and forced to work in the hole and they'll separate me from my family and reveal I'm gay. No…

Did anyone consider Jason Lee? Ethan Suplee? Giovanni Ribisi? Prejudice rears its ugly head once again.

That would be great!

Jesus was actually an OT VI. That's how he learned to walk on water.

If you'd like to be, sure! Good for you for improving your life!

You really shouldn't judge people for membership in mainstream religions. Just weird ones like psychiatry.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT:

No, it's voluntary involuntary hobby work.

It's very fascinating, but this documentary is nothing but lies.

Yes, he's famous and values his privacy. He's definitely not homosexual.

No. Whatever you do, don't read what other people have written. Everybody outside the official church is a liar.

Nancy Cartwright is a wonderful human being who comes by my workplace regularly. I've never met Yeardley Smith.

Scientologists clearly have more important things to do than troll this website. They're out there saving the world! I imagine.

For everyone. I hear. I'm not a Scientologist, though I hear good things about it.

He's the bad guy to everyone in the universe, not just Scientologists. Everyone suffered at his hands.