I like to think that Vince Gilligan is immensely amused that he made the millions of viewers watching this finale draw a mental comparison between Walter White and The Fonz, if even for just a flicker of a moment.

Given that whole scene was in sepia, I find it weird that Vince Gilligan chose to have Jesse build that box in Mexico. Odd plot twist.

Nah, Sims, I'm not on your team about this one. This is another perfect case of a bunch of network schleps tampering with source material so much that it's damn near unrecognizable. I never like that, but I absolutely hate to see it done to Washington Irving's Sleepy Hollow which, in my opinion, has the best imagery…

It's "Noël Wells," you rubes! With a damn umlaut!

I nominate the label of a bottle of Franziskaner Weissbier to play the role of Francis in this flick. Has anybody seen that label? It looks just like him AND "Francis" is basically in the name, for (literally) Christ sake!

Congrats, man who wrote a cruddy book about William Howard Taft that featured him at one point playing with an action figure of himself and fucking a female bartender and taking the walk of shame.

"So I found myself in that fucking pickle."
Why does this quote make me like Baauer substantially more than I already did?

I mean…is that really all that the discussion of Chekov gets in this write-up? That's not a criticism of this write-up either (it was fantastic), but let's think about that for a moment.

I was hoping maybe Bob O would've taken on Milwaukee's David E. Gruber and his staggeringly ambitious commercial promises of "One Call, That's All."

Here in Milwaukee, we have Judge Joe Brown AND William Shatner talking up the offices of Hupy & Abraham, so suck on that, Robert Vaughn!

Hell - my network can barely afford to pay me. It hardly does. But I'll tell you what - get this Kickstarter going and provide me 4-man children who won't mind permanently relocating to a small Wisconsin town and I'll take it to my boss and I'll do the rest. Falls Cable Access will REJUVENATE the genre! (Cable Access…

I had a friend who, as a child, perpetually got Bill Clinton and Jay Leno confused in his head. I'm HOPING, and it's my last vestige of hope, that this is the case with Bieber. But that would probably mean Bieber is on Team Coco, and I don't want to be on any teams with that little puke.

As somebody who works for a cable access network, I assure you none of us would ever have the budget for such an ambitious endeavor. More likely, the "Wild Kidz" would refer to the kin of the old lady who sits on a rocking chair and reads children's books on our program that we run really early in the morning.

There is a 0% chance Bieber knows who Bill Clinton is, but I am at least staggered that he possesses the ability to comprehend how to string together the letters that were likely on that picture on the wall spelling Bill Clinton's name. I figured he had a guy to do the whole "reading" thing for him - maybe one of the…

IS HE GOING TO SEE LOVERBOY?

"Better Than Bad But Worse Than Great Job, Internet" is the best I can do for this one.

I dunno. This one's just not doing it for me.

Thanks for the tip, ElDan. Although, I hate to be the one to tell YOU, but I'm not actually 13 or younger and am actually a sophomore in college who still has fantasies of a sexual nature about Olivia Wilde despite my cynical resignations.

AND ALL THE WHILE, THAT GUY IS BOINKING OLIVIA WILDE. THIS WORLD AIN'T FAIR AND OL' REUBS DOESN'T LIKE IT.

Congrats, everybody! Jason Sudeikis just said "Hey, come on!" for the 100,000,000,000th time in his tenure at SNL last night! Hooray! You all win the last 5 years of sub-par comedy as a prize!