Holy Christ, that guy's name isn't really "Steakflower?" What is going on? Where did that come from? Who am I? What is a Steakflower? Good Lord, I feel bamboozled.

Whatever the term is that is the most inverse example of the word "fond" is how I best describe my opinions for this grinning little schlub…but I will always give him credit for finding success with the name "Steakflower" while also being utterly repellant. I would think it would be hard to find a career such as his…

I just want to get famous so I can do one of these on Pearl Jam's entire catalog. Hopefully then it could somehow spin into a weird, delightful conversation completely dominated by the topic of some obscure musician that everybody only kinda knows too. I nominate the lead singer of Dexys Midnight Runners.

Somebody just ought to bonk Reed Hastings in the noggin. That guy's the worst. I don't care if it's not even reasonable to blame everything on him. I think I'm just developing some sort of Janitor/John Dorian type of relationship with him.

How did they get Liza Minnelli in this though? That's kind of a big deal.