Well, Madonna is 190 now and she did that when she was twenty something, so…

Well, Madonna is 190 now and she did that when she was twenty something, so…

Goddammit, you two.

Goddammit, you two.

Anyone know if the book gets into The Jester or Team Poison?

Anyone know if the book gets into The Jester or Team Poison?

So did Crank 2: High Voltage.

So did Crank 2: High Voltage.

Fuck Showgirls.

Fuck Showgirls.

In fairness, in the latter many times those sex scenes are with prostitutes, and the remains are women having sex with motherfucking kings.

In fairness, in the latter many times those sex scenes are with prostitutes, and the remains are women having sex with motherfucking kings.

Replace "Splinter" with "Perd Hapley."

Replace "Splinter" with "Perd Hapley."

It's also unclear if Brad Pitt is gonna step in as showrunner.

Ice burn, Genevieve Hotski. Ice. Burn.

Goddammit, NO — What did you DO?!

Trejo automatically turns any Failure into a Secret Success.

Wallace really was a child of Edward R. Murrow. As with everyone who has a long career, there are times where I think he did something wonderful, and times where I think he overstepped his bounds, and times where I think — while overdramatized in The Insider (Wallace had an issue with HOW QUICKLY he appeared to change…

And Jake Plummer.