Joshua's reviews only feel lifeless because Dexter has beach-werewolf-raped the joy of life from him. I get the feeling he's capable of much better, but this show has embittered him. Just like me.

The last paragraph.

Carpenter was fantastic until they neutered her character with the car crash. Her performance as bold—borderline campy—but brings to mind the old adage that the best acting appears fake.

Me, at the end of Season 4: "This is incredible. On Dexter, no one is safe. After a weak third season of aimlessly spinning its wheels, the show has once again found its footing."

I got a lot of LOLs from Harrison's rapid descent into autism.

And also, because I'm on Dexter message boards instead of studying Plato, why the fuck would they ever look at Dexter as "family"? He's a fucking antisocial weirdo who goes into Narration Trances midway through conversation and mumbles imaginary conversations with ghosts.

Ironically, the missing middle was Bertrand Russell's primary criticism of Aristotle, Dexter.

Thank you so much. 

Why was the Marshall wearing the same shirt for like three consecutive weeks?

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Convenient coincidences and small plot holes are fine if they work in service of a greater story. It's convenient that Hamlet was rescued by pirates and the apothecary came to Juliet moments after she OD'ed. That's fine. What's not okay is taking shortcuts in favor of A STORY THAT DOESN'T EXIST.

Mad Men moves slower than actual history.

I'm in the middle of season two. I'm not sure this is a TV show. It feels more like a staring contest with a bunch of well-dressed men.

That would be the most exciting thing to ever happen on Mad Men.

Yes. And I'm extremely excited that I get to hear about Mad Men for another year. That show sure is a show.

It's a weighted, v-shaped plastic prong, shaped like a wishbone, meant to provide mild resistance when clenched in a woman's kegel muscles.

Go home, Jerome.

ICP comes from my hometown of West Bloomfield, MI. It is the most opulent, aristocratic, white-bread part of the state. Half of my summer jobs as a teen were working for various country clubs in the area. Anything you hear about "Detroit" is a total fabrication. Going to Detroit when you live in West Bloomfield is…

I am very happy for all you Mad Men fans. It is good that you've found this thing that you apparently enjoy. Hopefully, the final season will be…whatever people who find Mad Men entertaining normally like.

I missed this because I've been too busy having meltdowns of my own on Dexter. What happened?