I love the psychology of Dexter fans. He spends three sentences demanding precision of language then calls someone who hates a show "fanboy".

"People who Liked Kati Maya's comment: 1 (None)."

SkuzApo: I totally made that "money can be exchanged…" joke last episode. By the laws of jinx, you owe me a Coke.

*SERIES FINALE SPOILER*

So Madrigal really was an innocent German industrial conglomerate with no ties to organized crime beyong Gus Fring? That's…kind of literal.

Whoosh.

"Oh, what's that fatvirgin? You're Dexter's defense attorney? Strange name, but we're glad to have another friend on our side. Here's what we know:

It's not Lumen's fault she had to go. Her planet needed her.

Prediction for final episode: A building inspector comes in and finds a severe gas leak in Miami Metro. Enormous amounts of colorless, odorless CO2 are being pumped into the work stations of every cop on the force. Side effects include lengthy bouts of amnesia, poor spatial relations, decrease in analytical reasoning…

"Have I told you about my condition?"
"SAXON. ARGENTINA. GOT IT."

Dexter: I am going to kill you.
Saxon: ok whatevs
Dexter VO: He's good at this.

….I didn't say I wasn't going to reply. Do you write for this show?

That's sort of like saying "Just remember your father when he came back to make amends when you were 36, and try to ignore Seasons 1-17."

Let's play a game: You name a bad BB episode and I'll name a bad Dexter episode and we'll see who kills themselves with the words AARON WAS RIGHT scrawled in blood first.

I do. My love of the earlier seasons was predicated on their brilliant pacing and the constant threat of Dexter being discovered. You could see them as part of a larger, as-yet-untold story of a serial killer's rise and fall through a mountain of bullshit and excuses.

Oh nevermind you actually are retarded. Sorry I thought you were an intelligent person trying to troll me earlier. My bad.

Nono Dexter has an awesome plan for sneaking her past multple international security checkpoints: Stand next to her.

"We'd love to talk to Dexter, but he mysteriously fled to Central America two days after phoning in the murder of his father's psychiatrist and a week after a Federal Marshall asked if he was hiding his fugitive ex-girlfriend. What's that? No, not the one who accused Angel of rape. Oh, you didn't know? Yeah that was…

3) Re: continuity, I'm less concerned about Harrison's chin mauling vanishing than the fact that his age fluctuates 3-5 years per episode.

"Going to?"