Roger Ebert gave Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within 3 1/2 stars. He gave The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps 3 stars. He gave Team America: World Police 2 stars.

"As “Party Rock Anthem” blares in the background, RedFoo rips off his pants and leaps onto Paddy’s deck chair, rhythmically thrusting his Speedo’d crotch into the older man’s face. "

…the cat in the cradle with silver spoon…

DEAL WITH IT

As long as they talk about weed, Iraq, or hoarding gold bullion atop a hydrogen-fueled zeppelin, they sound reasonable. Literally any other topic in the world and they sound like some sort of Aikira-monster of Internet opinions.

Through what can only be attributed to divine intervention, I have never encountered any of those people on Reddit. Ever. And I know exactly how weird that sounds.

Ooh that sounds good.

Or if they want to be insanely ambitious with this half-hour sitcom, they could have the events Better Call Saul weave into the events of Breaking Bad.

Erik E Erikson voted for…Bob?!

I just want you to know I didn't click that link because neither I nor anyone else cares. We will forget this comment moments after skimming over it and will never think of you again.

Yeah, early in his career this sort of thing was cute and scrappy, because it carried the implication that he'd quit pretending to be so goddamned precocious once he had a real budget. Instead he doubled down, and now it's taking him a decade to release his iMovies whose entire existence is predicated on speedy…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/…

If I had a billion dollars, I would hire the entire Detroit Symphony Orchestra to perform  a choral remix of the Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers theme song while going down the world's widest water slide, which I also built.

YOU HAVE A MORAL RESPONSIBILITY TO WATCH TV ON TIME

wait how does not watching hours of tv within a week of its air date mean you have adhd? that's like saying you can tell a person is autistic by how much sonic the hedgehog porn they don't write.

Title of article: "Showtime Told Dexter's Writers They Couldn't Kill Dex."
Alternate title: "Showtime Told Dexter's Writers How To End the Series."

Oh come on. If you couldn't guess the show would end with Dexter diving into a volcano and shaving his pubes, you're too dumb to live.

If you'd just started Dexter and still had respect for the show's narrative integrity, I'd say so.

Wasn't the Master of Sex the final boss in Mega Man IX?

I'm looking for a new post-Breaking Bad/Dexter show that isn't Sopranos or The Wire or The Shield, and the descriptions of Homeland make it sound pretty tempting. From what I gather, it started off strong and then descended into batshit lunacy by the second season. Do you agree, and if so, is it entertaining lunacy?