That's always annoyed me too. No one's saying the show needs to be torture porn, but Dexter is the pussiest serial killer ever. You can kill his friends, escape multiple times, threaten his children, and generally give him every reason to hate you, and no matter what he'll just have an unsatisfying chat and a quick…

There's a reason Breaking Bad is the best-written show on TV, and it's because they could manage to work the Nazis into all 10 points. I'm only human, rct.

Ah yes, the "posting on the Internet is a full-time job one must pursue at the exclusion of all else" argument. Always love that old chestnut.

Or you could just not post spoilers. Is it that hard to believe not everyone watches shows immediately after they come out?

This is like the third or fourth time she's quit that job/been rehired at Miami Metro.

So Saxon, THEN Argentina, right?

Dexter's creators are so dumb they think "taking labor day off" means not airing the show.

It's like the world's easiest LSAT question.

1) Why is Vogel's Code treated like the ultimate McGuffin this season? The Brain Surgeon wants it worse than the Nazis wanted the Arc of the Covenant. He's gonna be let down when he finds out it consists of "Don't go to jail" and "Try to only kills assholes, but if you can't, that's fine too."

Kill Saxon, then move to Argentina.

"The only thing that got a plus hung onto this grade is the interplay between Charlotte Rampling and Darri Ingolfsson, as their duets provided the only few moments of respite in what was otherwise a torrential downpour of stupidity. "

Keeping on every show, yeah. There's a lot of TV out there and not everyone makes it a point to set aside six hours a week for every serialized drama.

I hope Hank dies but Gomie lives so we can be treated to the same story but with dramatically lower stakes.

Yeah not everyone makes it a point to watch a show two weeks after it comes out. Some of us have lives.

It's always been about the feels. Dexter's spent the past decade having constant feels for every one of God's creatures except the audience.

I'm sorry but was this paragraph supposed to convince me that this is the best thing ever or the worst thing ever:

Feleena. Everything you need to know is in the lyrics of that song.

Kind of a let-down. I'd been hoping every discarded plot would begin with Walt growling

Says the man with the Simpsons handle. Riddle me this, Professor: If some shows outstay their welcome, why is The Simpsons still fresh and hilarious in Season 22?

Goddammit. I knew the millisecond I typed "young man" I had cosmically guaranteed you'd be a woman.