I fucked Ted.

What if it turned out Heisenberg is actually the incarnate of the god Moloch and Walt has to train Brock and Holly in the dark arts of meth?

Season five. The moment Lumen said she had "no darkness left" in her after killing the half-dozen men that had raped and tortured her endlessly. That was when I leaned back and was all "So that's how it's gonna be now, huh?"

What about the teleporting space blueberries?

Put a thousand bangers in your mouth.

New theory, and I'm sticking to this one: Everything we need to know about how Breaking Bad will end is encapsulated in this song:

Science will look back on this post 500 years from now and remember it as the first time a human being made contact with the Everything Wrong All The Time dimension.

I think it means Jesse is going to kick Walt in the chimney. By which I mean Jesse is going to kick Walt in the dick. The perfect crime!

What a polite young man you are! So nice to see decent manners in this day and AV Club.

Because they've both been manipulated and betrayed by Walt. They both were people who knew him and trusted him and had their lives ruined by his mountain of bullshit. Jesse became a murderer and an accessory to a child's poisoning, while Hank most likely knows Walt played some role in his shooting.

*tsch tsch tsch t-ringysch

As obnoxious as aging frat boys yelling catchphrases from a decade ago are, Chappelle's role as the poster boy for Heroically Refusing To Work makes him permanently worse than even the loudest heckler.

Yeah, I lucked out with the single Auto Zone. The building is so nondescript there'd be no way of verifying it from another equally generic office complex.

That article was how I found it. It's no secret they had a production office here in Burbank, but that excerpt referring to the Auto Zone made it super easy to track down.

I went to the site of the Breaking Bad writer's room yesterday. WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME

Don't forget, though, that Walt's strategy isn't to not get caught, but to run out the clock. His confession wasn't meant to permanently keep Hank at bay, just to slow down any potential investigation long enough so that, by the time the DEA had vindicated Hank, Walt would either be dead or so close to it the state…

Or is he???

You should be reviewing these episodes.

Just to clarify, in an interview Dean Norris said Hank's perceived callousness towards Jesse is part of his front; he does have genuine sympathy for Pinkman.

You could if you were a dick.