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DAMN SON

It must bum Todd out to be constantly mistaken for that Matt Damon guy.

"You asked if Gaustad is in the Tex or the Mex business. Neither. He’s in the guacamole empire business."

In that case, maybe your best course would be to bread….shred….head………………is it too late to make a "Jesus Christ minerals" joke or has that ship sailed?

There wasn't even much debate. Everyone just sort of universally agreed the White Power Ranger was their new de facto leader.

Imagine going to a restaurant and hearing them having a conversation behind you. I wouldn't interrupt them. I would just lean back and listen to it like the most amazing ambient noise ever.

Where?

Yeah, it always amazes me when people freak out because someone said some mean words to women. I'm sorry, but if you're Strong and Independent and Don't Care What Anyone Thinks because you're So Incredibly Powerful Like Skeletor Or Something, then you should probably accept the fact that some people are just huge…

This is because your ex was drugged by the Patriarchy. They're like the Illuminati but with less clear goals.

There are so, so many horrible opinions here that I have zero desire to address all of them, but it needs to be said:

And your assumption that my female friends are too stupid to have their own opinions isn't misogynistic?

Oh for fuck's sake. One of the women I was referring to was a professor of English literature at Stanford before transferring UCLA. You wanna mansplain to her how badly she's been brainwashed?

Seriously, like three quarters of women I know who watch Breaking Bad hate her as much as I do.

"How can a second phone be explained by cancer? And you don't need that to buy pot sometimes. It was a ludicrous explanation and she is too smart to buy that. "
Walt could've been using the phone to buy pot from Jesse. I agree you don't need a cell to buy weed, but Walt's a dorky, 50 year-old public schoolteacher. I…

The fourth-to-last episode of this show has Dexter putting a beard on a nine year old.

…which looks suspiciously like Long Beach.

Well she did say "You've been pretty busy, huh?" which in cops shows always means that person is a serial killer.

Jamie.

I posted this in a related thread earlier today, but it bears repeating because this absurd "only undersexed manchildren could hate Skyler" meme is so impossibly obnoxious it needs to be addressed.