The problem with this theory is that Gilligan said Future Walt was returning to "protect someone".

In this rare case, it does.

Do it. This joke will only be funny for a precious few weeks and the joy needs to be spread.

Ghost Freebo: This is an impractical ruleset for a drinking game.

Can you BELIEVE we're having dinner together!?!?!

Not a POI. A homicide detective/bounty hunter who has a stated personal and financial interest in turning you into the police, as indicated by her showing up at Hannah's hotel room and saying "I am going to turn you in to the  police."

No, what's unforgivable is that her sons both drowned and died in a fire, WHICH NO ONE COULD HAVE SURVIVED I MEAN COME ON ITS FIRE. Only a……super-man of some sort….could escape a blazing inferno.

If that had been a plot point, it would've been identical to that episode of South Park where they lynched the UPS man while wearing Bane masks.

If Quinn had been chained to a wall at the end of Saw, he would've watched Jigsaw get up and leave and think "If I just walk past the front desk of a gym with earbuds and my wallet out, they'll think I'm going to the juice bar and I can sneak in for free!"

Not gonna lie dude, this episode was one of the most fun to rip on. I probably spent more time shrieking about it to my friends than I did Breaking Bad.

Wasn't he mute like five episodes ago? Does Harrison just freely float between the ages of 2 and 9 depending on the script?

"Looks like?" Tell me exactly what this season can do to redeem itself. And no RoboDoakes. He would suck too.

no her son jason drowned in a fire and from that day forward she vowed to get revenge on all psychopaths by psychopathing psychopaths into psychopathy

*Season 1 wasn't the dumbest fucking thing ever written since the dawn of cuneform tablets.

1) PREVIOUSLY ON DEXTER im horny

This is the worst episode ever of Dexter. It is also Joshua's best review.

Nathan Ford's Morally Ambiguous Twin:

InActionMan:

I hate Skyler because she's selfish in a far more banal, but no less irritating, way than Walter. Yes, obviously he's much worse, but Walt is a charismatic TV villain, not a real-life murderer, so I can't identify with /don't care about his fictitious crimes on the same level Skyler's ugliness.

Okay let me explain this joke. See what I was doing there was attempting to join in on the beloved AV Club tradition on quoting the Simpsons out of context, but in an endearingly self-deprecating twist, chose a trite, over-exposed catchphrase that shows very little familiarity with the program.