Realtalk: A point-and-click reimagining of Dexter made by Telltale Games in the vein of Walking Dead would be unironically good.

There is nothing I want more than for the trailer to the final episode of Dexter to say "EVERYTHING HAS BUILT TO THIS".

Whenever someone pulls that "provoke the serial killer by pretending to be his abusive mom" gambit, I seriously question their endgame.

You're underestimating how complicated cable bundling is. It typically requires a crew of about four dozen people from every field of human thought. If you checked the average home where cable had been bundled, you'd probably find the fingerprints of John Kerry and George Bernard-Shaw too.

"Another thing I noticed this episode, but it happens all the time, is Masuka describing the crime scene to Dexter. Why? He's another analyst and was there all along!"

"Appearance Edit
Angel's facial expressions are one of the most powerful traits regarding his character, truly showing his range of emotions from joy and kindness to disappointment and regret. Even rage is shown clearly (though it takes a lot to piss him off) and makes him one of the more emotionally developed…

That double-date Jamie set up was pretty suspenseful.

Or a side effect of the rattlesnake venom rapidly spreading from their ankle.

I misread that as "Over the years, he directed an endless stream of Simpsons royalties to the Sam Simon Foundation, which rescues stray dogs and trains them to rescue dogs. "

"But the session wasn’t a circle of back-patting, either"

Same! For an embarrassing amount of time, I thought she was Freddie Lounds (presumably because Will asks "Why are you here?" at a crime scene and she dodges the question), and as her compassion revealed itself to be genuine, I actually felt kinda bad for hating her.

Did you notice The Last Of Us' opening credits looked identical to the stock footage used in Hannibal?

Yeah, I have zero problems with the fantasy tableaus and could look at the totem pole all day, but anything that can (and does) happen to real people is where I draw the line. Fuller seems to be of the same mind, which is why every "realistic" murder always has some fantastical element (like Dolarhyde's superhuman…

If Detective Sipowicz grew mushrooms on diabetics, would you do it too?

Thanks. I'll check it out.

I just had this cool idea for a story: Maybe Masuka's daughter could be held in a torture dungeon for half a year getting raped and mutilated by psychopaths and drooling perverts. Then Dexter could rescue her, help her get vengeance on the 5 Mega Man bosses that held her hostage, and release her back into the wild…

I kinda want to see this. Is it on Youtube?

Francis Dolarhyde.

Civilians in Dexter have the same cone of vision as the guards in Metal Gear Solid. All you have to do is throw an empty bottle six feet away and sneak past them while they investigate.

Bundlers are known for their craftiness and treachery.